Apparently, high church is funnier than low church:
So is it ethical for a priest to rescue the holy host from a set of bosoms?
As for the post-baptismal fountain, if the priest were also a dad, he would have seen that coming.
And the hand-slap was from his mother-in-law (she was sitting on the bride's side of the aisle)! What a way to start off that relationship!
I need to get back to work if only to be a part of the ruckus once more.