Three men were hiking through the wilderness when they found their way blocked by a raging, violent river. No one knew what to do.
The first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he managed to swim across, although it took an hour and he almost drowned twice.
After witnessing this, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and legs. He was able to row across in only half an hour, after capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
He was turned into a woman.
She checked the map, hiked two hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge.