Who am I?

I would like to use this picture, this character as a regular feature on this blog. MadPriest on his blog had a bloke similar to this one whose name was Athanasius Smallwick, who had a very dour, harsh view of the church.

This fellow would also provide commentary on church life and all things spiritual, but I don't know what to call him.

So I invite you, dear blogfriends, to suggest names: witty, poetic, theological, historical, whatever frame of mind you happen to be in--just keep it clean. The author of the name chosen can claim pride of place on this blog whenever our friend here shows up and spouts off.

I can't wait to see what you come up with...